{"id":981,"date":"2021-07-12T21:07:34","date_gmt":"2021-07-13T01:07:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/?p=981"},"modified":"2021-07-12T21:07:34","modified_gmt":"2021-07-13T01:07:34","slug":"socks-and-first-world-problems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/?p=981","title":{"rendered":"Socks and first world problems :("},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I decided to treat myself to new socks, so I wouldn&#8217;t have to keep spending 15 minutes every morning searching the floordrobe for socks&#8230; only to find out that the new socks have a (l)eft and (r)ight orientation.\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>HOW IS THAT GOING TO HELP???<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To add insult to injury, I didn&#8217;t realize this until I finally decided that the socks were too uncomfortable and I needed to return them.  I went to take them off and found the L on the R side, at least I got them switched around now&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-1 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1920\" height=\"2560\" src=\"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/20210712_2101596876917486110584542-scaled.jpg\" data-id=\"980\" class=\"wp-image-980\" srcset=\"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/20210712_2101596876917486110584542-scaled.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/20210712_2101596876917486110584542-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/20210712_2101596876917486110584542-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/20210712_2101596876917486110584542-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/20210712_2101596876917486110584542-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/20210712_2101596876917486110584542-1200x1600.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I decided to treat myself to new socks, so I wouldn&#8217;t have to keep spending 15 minutes every morning searching the floordrobe for socks&#8230; only to find out that the new socks have a (l)eft and (r)ight orientation.\u00a0 HOW IS THAT GOING TO HELP??? To add insult to injury, I didn&#8217;t realize this until I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/?p=981\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Socks and first world problems :(&#8220;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=981"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/981\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}