{"id":978,"date":"2021-07-10T20:28:52","date_gmt":"2021-07-11T00:28:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/?p=978"},"modified":"2021-07-10T20:30:09","modified_gmt":"2021-07-11T00:30:09","slug":"alwayslistening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/?p=978","title":{"rendered":"#AlwaysListening"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So&#8230; I was just driving down the road, and I said:&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-pullquote\"><blockquote><p>&#8220;I hate people that drive in the passing lane below the speed limit&#8221;.<\/p><cite>Jediah Logiodice<\/cite><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My zfold2 phone comes to life and says:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-pullquote\"><blockquote><p>&#8220;Virginia has a law against driving to slow, but it doesn&#8217;t define how slow is too slow.&#8221;&nbsp;<\/p><cite>Google &#8220;Always Listening&#8221; Assistant<\/cite><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So&#8230; I was just driving down the road, and I said:&nbsp;&nbsp; &#8220;I hate people that drive in the passing lane below the speed limit&#8221;. Jediah Logiodice My zfold2 phone comes to life and says: &#8220;Virginia has a law against driving to slow, but it doesn&#8217;t define how slow is too slow.&#8221;&nbsp; Google &#8220;Always Listening&#8221; Assistant<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[54],"class_list":["post-978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technology","tag-creepy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=978"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":979,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978\/revisions\/979"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}