So, I asked again what Amanda wants for Christmas, and she responds:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We’ve been married for almost 22 years, you should know what I want.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
Danger, Will Robinson.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can’t figure out what she is thinking day-to-day, and somehow I am now supposed to remember what she thought (or might have said) sometime this past year. It would have sounded something like this I’m sure: “Oh, that looks nice”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She asks for more dogs and cats daily, but I have pointed out at every turn that either I or one of her myriad of animals will need to die first before that will happen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I sought the advice of Amazon, and it wasn’t helpful at all. While I might not know what she DOES <\/strong>want, at least I know what she DOESN’T <\/strong>want when I see it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I only have 119, 928,851<\/a> options to pick from.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Send good vibes, I don’t think Christmas is going to go well for me this year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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