{"id":49,"date":"2010-11-18T13:46:40","date_gmt":"2010-11-18T13:46:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/2010\/11\/18\/TributeToTheAxeMurdererPoem.aspx"},"modified":"2010-11-18T13:46:40","modified_gmt":"2010-11-18T13:46:40","slug":"tribute-to-the-axe-murderer-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/?p=49","title":{"rendered":"Tribute to The Axe Murderer poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Phones<br \/>Pho-oans<br \/>Foe-owns<br \/>I called your phone<br \/>But I didn&#8217;t know<br \/>So you do not have to call back.<\/p>\n<p>This crazy little thing called pocket dialing <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PhonesPho-oansFoe-ownsI called your phoneBut I didn&#8217;t knowSo you do not have to call back. This crazy little thing called pocket dialing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-poetry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}