{"id":291,"date":"2007-11-25T23:09:13","date_gmt":"2007-11-25T23:09:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/2007\/11\/25\/YouKnowWhatTheyShouldMake.aspx"},"modified":"2007-11-25T23:09:13","modified_gmt":"2007-11-25T23:09:13","slug":"you-know-what-they-should-make","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/?p=291","title":{"rendered":"You know what they should make?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>You know how they make craisens &#8211; the cranbery raisens?  I think they should make graisens!  Grapes turned into raisens&#8230;. mmmm.. that would be sooooo good!<\/P><br \/>\n<P> <\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know how they make craisens &#8211; the cranbery raisens? I think they should make graisens! Grapes turned into raisens&#8230;. mmmm.. that would be sooooo good!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,11,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-humor","category-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}