{"id":1256,"date":"2024-10-05T18:35:02","date_gmt":"2024-10-05T22:35:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/?p=1256"},"modified":"2024-10-05T18:35:02","modified_gmt":"2024-10-05T22:35:02","slug":"whats-that-you-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/?p=1256","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s that you say?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My new watch keeps warning me every time I take the harley out that it is going to make me deaf. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Funny, because every time I take the Harley out, I&#8217;m thinking, &#8220;Why isn&#8217;t my motorcycle louder than this?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I guess the watch is right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"798\" src=\"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/img_20241005_1830121441798321434671803-1024x798.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1255\" srcset=\"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/img_20241005_1830121441798321434671803-1024x798.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/img_20241005_1830121441798321434671803-300x234.jpg 300w, https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/img_20241005_1830121441798321434671803-768x599.jpg 768w, https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/img_20241005_1830121441798321434671803-1200x935.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/img_20241005_1830121441798321434671803.jpg 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Bob Harley has a lot to say.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My new watch keeps warning me every time I take the harley out that it is going to make me deaf. Funny, because every time I take the Harley out, I&#8217;m thinking, &#8220;Why isn&#8217;t my motorcycle louder than this?&#8221; I guess the watch is right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,11,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary","category-humor","category-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darthjedi.logiodice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}